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Re: Really?

Posted: November 22nd, 2018, 4:56 am
by Calvin
just cos i was posting music anyway...



This is Elon Musk's girlfriend.

Re: Really?

Posted: November 22nd, 2018, 2:50 pm
by Bama
Hey MiQ it’s minus 10 here brrrrrrr and it’s not winter yet !!!!!!!!!

Re: Really?

Posted: November 22nd, 2018, 2:52 pm
by Made In Quebec
Bama wrote:Hey MiQ it’s minus 10 here brrrrrrr and it’s not winter yet !!!!!!!!!
Lucky you!

Minus 17'C here, -22 with the wind factor...

Re: Really?

Posted: November 22nd, 2018, 3:02 pm
by Bama
Made In Quebec wrote:
Bama wrote:Hey MiQ it’s minus 10 here brrrrrrr and it’s not winter yet !!!!!!!!!
Lucky you!

Minus 17'C here, -22 with the wind factor...

Minus 22C brrrr that what minus 8 for the F’ers
Did you see your shadow? If you did that’s what another 6 months until hot?

Re: Really?

Posted: November 22nd, 2018, 3:03 pm
by Made In Quebec
Bama wrote:
Made In Quebec wrote:
Bama wrote:Hey MiQ it’s minus 10 here brrrrrrr and it’s not winter yet !!!!!!!!!
Lucky you!

Minus 17'C here, -22 with the wind factor...

Minus 22C brrrr that what minus 8 for the F’ers
Did you see your shadow? If you did that’s what another 6 months until hot?
I didn't see it, my eyes were froven shut lol

Re: Really?

Posted: November 22nd, 2018, 3:11 pm
by Bama
Going to be. Above freezing for the weekend YAY!!!

Re: Really?

Posted: November 22nd, 2018, 4:48 pm
by Calvin
Modern Nuclear Weapons are insane.

The bombs we dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki were fission bombs:
Hiroshima's "Little Boy" gravity bomb 13–18,000 tons of TNT
Nagasaki's "Fat Man" gravity bomb 20–22,000 tons of TNT

a modern nuclear weapon is not a fission weapon, it uses a fission weapon to trigger a fusion weapon.

the largest modern nuclear bomb was the Tsar Bomba, made by russia, with a power of 50,000,000 tons of TNT.

we do not use ICBMs (inter-continental ballistic missiles).
we use MIRVs (multiple independantly targetable re-entry vehicle).

they go up into the atmosphere, circle the earth in orbit, then come back down over the target.
the British missiles are the Trident 2's, each Trident MIRV contains 8–14 warheads, each warhead has either a yield of 100,000 tons or 455,000 tons.

we have 3 vanguard class submarines which carry these missiles, and each sub can carry 16 missiles.

meaning we have a max destructive capacity of 3x16x14 = 672 warheads x 455,000 tons = 305,760,000 tons of TNT.

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and that's Britain, think what America has...

Re: Really?

Posted: November 22nd, 2018, 4:50 pm
by Made In Quebec
Calvin wrote:Modern Nuclear Weapons are insane.

The bombs we dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki were fission bombs:
Hiroshima's "Little Boy" gravity bomb 13–18,000 tons of TNT
Nagasaki's "Fat Man" gravity bomb 20–22,000 tons of TNT

a modern nuclear weapon is not a fission weapon, it uses a fission weapon to trigger a fusion weapon.

the largest modern nuclear bomb was the Tsar Bomba, made by russia, with a power of 50,000,000 tons of TNT.

we do not use ICBMs (inter-continental ballistic missiles).
we use MIRVs (multiple independantly targetable re-entry vehicle).

they go up into the atmosphere, circle the earth in orbit, then come back down over the target.
the British missiles are the Trident 2's, each Trident MIRV contains 8–14 warheads, each warhead has either a yield of 100,000 tons or 455,000 tons.

we have 3 vanguard class submarines which carry these missiles, and each sub can carry 16 missiles.

meaning we have a max destructive capacity of 3x16x14 = 672 warheads x 455,000 tons = 305,760,000 tons of TNT.

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Now can you imagine the scenario if all hell breaks loose?

Re: Really?

Posted: November 22nd, 2018, 4:53 pm
by Calvin
are you asking me if i've played Fallout? :P

Re: Really?

Posted: November 22nd, 2018, 5:53 pm
by Bama
A Texas man once went to the ER with a blood alcohol level of 0.37, but he hadn't been drinking. People suspected he was a "closet drinker" for years because he often became unexpectedly drunk until doctors found he had auto-brewery syndrome – He got drunk whenever he ate carbs.

Re: Really?

Posted: November 22nd, 2018, 5:57 pm
by Calvin
Bama wrote:A Texas man once went to the ER with a blood alcohol level of 0.37, but he hadn't been drinking. People suspected he was a "closet drinker" for years because he often became unexpectedly drunk until doctors found he had auto-brewery syndrome – He got drunk whenever he ate carbs.
best, syndrome, ever.

Re: Really?

Posted: November 22nd, 2018, 6:33 pm
by Made In Quebec
Calvin wrote:
Bama wrote:A Texas man once went to the ER with a blood alcohol level of 0.37, but he hadn't been drinking. People suspected he was a "closet drinker" for years because he often became unexpectedly drunk until doctors found he had auto-brewery syndrome – He got drunk whenever he ate carbs.
best, syndrome, ever.
Yes an no...

***insert siren sound***

*pull's over*

-"Hello Mr. Officer, what might be the issue?"

-"Sir, you are swerving left and right, have you been drinking?"

-"No sir I have not, I come back from my mama, she makes the best spaggheti ever, I've eaten 3 serving of spaggheti!"

-"The you wouldn't mind blowing in that?"

-"Of course not!"

*Police officer unzip his..... oh you dirty fuckers, he unzip his coat pocket and pulls out the breathalyser*

*Unuspecting driver, blows the shit outta this thing, knowing he ain't drunk, so he can blow and blow all night long, without getting in trouble with anyone, especially his wife!*

*Police officer takes the breathalyser from the guy*

-"Oh my god, Sir, you score 0.37% out of a maximum limit of 0.08%! Do you know how much trouble you are in?"

***Fast Forward a few years***

*Our unsuspecting driver, now lives in jail, for endangering the life of human beings while driving under the influance. Now the only thing he can blow is a dude names Bubba, which he has to if he wants protection. Therefore, his little anus is safe from all other convicts, only Bubba has legal rights over that.

The man will spend the rest of his life, with a flesh lollipop in his mouth, and constant diarreah!

-End of story

All that to say that, it may not be that fun after all....

Re: Really?

Posted: November 22nd, 2018, 7:29 pm
by Calvin
yeah but who needs rum when you can get pissed off a bag of chips.

Re: Really?

Posted: November 23rd, 2018, 3:14 pm
by Bama
The Washington Redskins are 3-3 in their last 6 games, 4-4 in their last 8, 5-5 in their last 10 and 6-6 in their last 12.
They're 8-8 in their last 16, 9-9 in their last 18, 10-10 in their last 20.
They're 13-13 in their last 26.
They're 19-19-1 in their last 39, and 21-21-1 in their last 43.

Re: Really?

Posted: November 23rd, 2018, 3:36 pm
by Bama
After a snowfall, people used to say it "snew." Most people today say it "snowed," but both are technically correct.


But on Futurama

https://youtu.be/SfOTTOsQuvc