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Re: Really?

Posted: August 21st, 2018, 1:56 am
by medamaude
Bama wrote:People can suffer from a psychological disorder called Boanthropy that makes them believe that they are a cow. They try to live their life as a cow.


Udder- ly stupid how people try to milk the system
Amazon delivers again:

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Re: Really?

Posted: August 21st, 2018, 3:38 pm
by Bama
20 August 2018


Dearest mother —
The Raven men lunged at our unit with their beaks, and while some damage was inflicted, no longterm harm occurred. My sidearm was true, save for one ricochet. Our trusted sniper, Sgt. Vinatieri, made an impressive shot that dazzled all who witnessed.
— Andrew

Re: Really?

Posted: August 21st, 2018, 3:39 pm
by Bama
21 August 2018


Dearest mother —
Scouts report a unit of prospectors out of California is headed toward our camp. With their supply-line dependent on mules, it is estimated they shall reach us by Saturday. We plan to drill until we hear the clanks of their pans.
— Andrew

Re: Really?

Posted: August 21st, 2018, 4:33 pm
by Bama
'Schadenfreude' is the term for taking joy in others’ pain.

Re: Really?

Posted: August 22nd, 2018, 3:23 pm
by Bama
22 August 2018


Dearest mother —
I have received your care package of baked turtle necks and seasoned crow’s breast. The unit continues to drill as we await the California prospectors. Their leader, Capt. Garoppolo, is foretold to be as talented as he’s striking. But, we shall be ready.
— Andrew

Re: Really?

Posted: August 22nd, 2018, 4:12 pm
by The Silvertiger
Bama wrote:James Avery (Uncle Phil on ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel Air’) was the voice of Shredder on the ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ cartoon.
He also narrated a book named 'Bud, not Buddy'

Re: Really?

Posted: August 22nd, 2018, 4:26 pm
by Bama
The Silvertiger wrote:
Bama wrote:James Avery (Uncle Phil on ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel Air’) was the voice of Shredder on the ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ cartoon.
He also narrated a book named 'Bud, not Buddy'

That is about a young boy and a saxophone or something like that

He leaves to find his dad but ends up finding out that the person he thought was his father is his grandfather

Aidan had to read that book and make a diorama

Re: Really?

Posted: August 22nd, 2018, 11:57 pm
by april0395
Bama wrote:
The Silvertiger wrote:
Bama wrote:James Avery (Uncle Phil on ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel Air’) was the voice of Shredder on the ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ cartoon.
He also narrated a book named 'Bud, not Buddy'

That is about a young boy and a saxophone or something like that

He leaves to find his dad but ends up finding out that the person he thought was his father is his grandfather

Aidan had to read that book and make a diorama
In fourth grade I had to do a book report on that book and read the report out loud in front of the class. I totally didn't read it, and just read the the synopsis from the back of the book cover. When the teacher grilled me about the book in front of the class, I didn't know a single answer to her questions.

Your summary is better than the one I read out loud that day, hah.

It's kind of funny that I actually love to read now. hah.

Re: Really?

Posted: August 23rd, 2018, 12:17 am
by The Silvertiger
6th grade no book report.

Re: Really?

Posted: August 23rd, 2018, 12:28 am
by Bama
april0395 wrote:
In fourth grade .
The Silvertiger wrote:6th grade
3rd for Aidan

Re: Really?

Posted: August 23rd, 2018, 1:10 am
by Bama
German chocolate cake got its name from its inventor, Sam German, not from the country of Germany.

Re: Really?

Posted: August 23rd, 2018, 3:12 am
by Bama
Andrew Jackson’s pet parrot was removed from the late president’s funeral because it was swearing too much.

Re: Really?

Posted: August 23rd, 2018, 5:11 am
by Tempest
Donald Trump said grab a woman by the pussy.

What a complete and utter Alpha-Male.

Re: Really?

Posted: August 23rd, 2018, 10:46 am
by Bama
Tempest wrote:Donald Trump said grab a woman by the pussy.

What a complete and utter Alpha-Male.
This was sent to me
If this Logan is you, you might have not understood what Mr Trump said and did
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Re: Really?

Posted: August 23rd, 2018, 10:51 am
by zulu2401
Bama wrote:
Tempest wrote:Donald Trump said grab a woman by the pussy.

What a complete and utter Alpha-Male.
This was sent to me
If this Logan is you, you might have not understood what Mr Trump said and did

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Prostitution is ILLEGAL. Remove this please