Really?

[Calvin]

Native Americans are Chinese.

or east asian, if you prefer... but basically Chinese.

[Calvin]

Isaac Newton invented Calculus and the Mirrored Telescope.

Then didn't tell anyone for 10 years. He eventually revealed Calculus because he was worried someone else might think of it.

[Calvin]

Upon death, the human bowel releases.

meaning that you might be a king, a princess, a noble poet, or a mighty warrior; but when you die, you will shit your pants.

[Calvin]

England is basically the area of Britain, that was taken over by the Germans. That's why people say the British Royal Family are German - because the English are Germans.

The actual British people, are the Irish, Scottish, and Welsh.

[Calvin]

Judaism, Christianity, and Islam, are the same religion.

[Calvin]

People often mention Queen Boudica of the Celtic Druids, as an example of a strong female military leader, often portrayed like this:


in reality she was a queen that got raped along with her daughters, this caused so much uproar to the Brattains that they formed a huge army, which did quite well for a short time. then it met the roman army.

230,000 Brits charged 10,000 Romans. British casualties numbered 80,000 while the Romans only lost 400.

she wasn't exactly a great leader...

[Calvin]

Maple Syrup is literally just sap from the tree, that has been boiled down a bit.

[Calvin]

42% of children under 6 in West Germany come from migrants.

[Calvin]

all roads lead to Rome.

[Calvin]

only about 8% of money, actually exists. the rest is digital, and theoretical (loans, credit, etc)

[Calvin]

Martin Luther King, and Malcolm X, are complete and total opposites.

[medamaude]

West Germany

[Calvin]

The Chinese were far ahead of Europe in terms of technology. However because we purified our water with Alcohol, and they purified theirs with Tea, we invented glass; which allowed us to invent lenses, and develop microscopes and telescopes.

this is also why asians cant drink much

[Calvin]

West Germany

yeah Germany is a big place... oh here's another one.

Germany did not exist until about 1900. it was many separate countries.

[Calvin]

Poland, from what i hear, is largely split into east and west, with half the country favouring Russia, and half favouring the EU.

when Russia anexed Crimea from the Ukraine, the EU would not take any refugees. this is while they were taking in millions from african nations. Poland refused to take the African IS refugees, and instead took all the Ukrainians