UOG: Demise

The Silvertiger wrote:Shout out to UGA

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Because if Jawja had done what they all scream they can do (beat Alabama if they could have 1 more chance) Nick would have retired or been run out of town!!!!!!
Think about it
Auburn beat Alabama in the Iron Bowl
If Jawja had beaten Alabama in the Championship game
and the following year( the season just past ) Jawja beats Alabama in the SEC championship
Or even if Jawja won the National Championship last year and Clemson beat Alabama this year the talk becomes .........

.........Nick can't win the big one any more

Did Jawja beat Alabama?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

But they did what they do best .............................................ask for another chance and tell everyone how great they are while never winning

You know what they say
Guys who don't want to ever commit date Jawja girls because they know better then to expect to ever get a ring

So the final score was
New England 13

Maroon 5

Los Angeles 3

Do I have that right?

10 minutes of shivering in the cold burns more fat than a one-hour workout and can help you lose weight, according to scientists from the Garvan Institute of Medical Research.

Rams owner Stan Kroenke has a net worth of $8.5 billion.

His wife Ann has a net worth of $6.7 billion.

Patriots owner Robert Kraft has worth of $6.6 billion.

To highlight the motto #BeBest,
The President chose as his guest
A victim attacked
For being:

Trans
Black
Disabled
................... Named “Trump”

(Fuck the rest.)

Franchise Values

1. Knicks, $4 Billion
2. Lakers, $3.7 Billion
3. Warriors, $3.5 Billion
4. Bulls, $2.9 Billion
5. Celtics, $2.8 Billion
6. Nets, $2.3 Billion
7. Rockets, $2.2 Billiion
8. Clippers, $2.15 Billion
9. Mavs, $1.9 Billion
10. Heat, $1.7 Billion

Petrichor’ is the technical term for the smell after it rains.

Bama wrote:Franchise Values

1. Knicks, $4 Billion
2. Lakers, $3.7 Billion
3. Warriors, $3.5 Billion
4. Bulls, $2.9 Billion
5. Celtics, $2.8 Billion
6. Nets, $2.3 Billion
7. Rockets, $2.2 Billiion
8. Clippers, $2.15 Billion
9. Mavs, $1.9 Billion
10. Heat, $1.7 Billion

1. Knicks: not going to be in the playoffs. The #1 market in the NBA. Trying to get Zion Williamson
2. Lakers: Might make the playoffs. #2 Market in the NBA
3. Warriors: just crazy stacked. Probably will win the championship.
4. Bulls: Great market. Trying to get Zion Williamson.
5. Celtics: Will probably face the warriors in the championship, but are paying for their salary issues in not being able to acquire AD.
6. Nets: For such a valuable franchise they suck. They might still make the playoffs. Such is the East.
7. Rockets: Has a good market, but won't beat warriors without a major trade. CP3 for AD would be cool.
8. Clippers: Just traded their best player so probably going to tank. #2 market.
9. Mavs: Another great market with great leadership throughout the organization with great young talent. Probably will make playoffs.
10. Heat: South Florida is rough on professional sports. The only reason they might appear on this list is firstly D Wade, then Shaq, then LeBron. Probably won't make the playoffs.

Some draft moves the Raiders have done this century

02: Picked Napoleon Harris. Next pick? Ed Reed

04: Robert Gallery. Next pick? Larry Fitzgerald

05: Fabian Washington. Next pick? Aaron Rodgers

07: JaMarcus Russell. Next pick? Calvin Johnson

'10: Traded away pick which NE used for Gronk

2007 had to have been their biggest fail because these players were all in that draft

After Russell and Megatron:
Joe Thomas
LaRon Landry
Adrian freaking Peterson
Patrick Willis
Marshawn Lynch
Darrelle Revis
Lawrence Timmons
Eric Weddle
Greg Olsen
Paul Posluszny
Ryan Kalil
Dwayne Bowe
Jon Beason

There is this story about Russell
The guy who was coaching the QBs had a feeling that Russell wasn’t being totally honest with him.
They would give him tapes to take home for him to study to help him come game day
They would always ask him he he watched the tapes and he always said yes.

One night they gave him blank tapes to take home. The next day he was asked if he watched the tapes. He said yes

A zeptosecond, a trillionth of a billionth of a second, is the smallest division of time that has been observed.

Portland Trailblazers

The Silvertiger wrote:Portland Trailblazers

Ahhhh good one
Sam Bowie
Portland’s pick has ties to Indiana in 2 ways
First it was the pick they got from the Pacers through a trade and 2

Portland’s GM was good friends with Bobby Knight
He asked Bobby who should I draft
Bobby said Jordan
The GM said but I need a center
Bobby said draft Jordan and play him at center
LOL

There's a micro-generation called "Xennials."

The term is used to describe those born between 1977 and 1985 who grew up with an analog childhood but live in a digital adulthood.

All the medals at the 2020 Olympic and Paralympic Games in Tokyo will be made from recycled electronic waste

2/3/19 Portland trades Nik Stauskas and Wade Baldwin to Cleveland

2/6/19 Cleveland trades Nik Stauskas and Wade Baldwin to Houston

2/7/19 Houston trades Nik Stauskas and Wade Baldwin to Indiana

2/7/19 Indiana waives Nik Stauskas and Wade Baldwin