UOG: Demise

There's actually a response to the saying "Liar, liar, pants on fire", it's "I don't care, I don't care, I can buy another pair."

More Africans have access to cell phone service than piped water.........


Kind of like the Americans in Flint MI

From 1908 to 1940, Americans could purchase a house from a Sears mail-order catalog.

A cow-smuggling tunnel was discovered in 2017 under the India–Pakistan border...........


You have to wonder if it was run by Babu Es’cow’bar............

Is nothing sacred?

If you spent one day on each of the islands in the Phillippines, it would take you almost 21 years to visit them all.

In 1325, rival city-states Bologna and Modena went to war after Modenese soldiers stole a bucket from a well..........




Pretty silly unless it was THE Bucket from THE Well

The world's top-ranked bridge player has been banned for doping.

But the drugs weren't 'performance enhancing'

Honestly I don’t make this stuff up
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/amp/4742006 ... ssion=true

So a new meaning for............



.........suspension bridge?

In 2017, a Carl's Jr. in Santa Rosa, California, somehow remained untouched by surrounding wildfires.

As a show of thanks, the staff tried to make 165 burgers for first responders... but, accidentally set the whole place on fire in the process.


So tell me

Irony or insurance fraud?

A library book borrowed by George Washington in 1789 wasn't returned until 2010.



https://amp.theguardian.com/books/books ... ssion=true

Researchers once gave juice to a group of male monkeys, and later discovered that the monkeys were giving the juice away to females in exchange for peeks at their vaginas.

I call bullshit
They were just looking at how humans behave in a bar

Can I buy you a drink?

Treatment for snoring and apnea is positive air pressure so....



........Astronauts don't snore in space.

So the saying .....

Stop blowing smoke up my ass.........


...........In the 18th century, tobacco was used for ‘rectal inflation': blowing smoke up the anus to resuscitate the drowned.

Anuptaphobia is the fear of staying single forever.