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Re: Really?
Posted: October 23rd, 2019, 5:19 pm
by Bama
When the Nazis torched Sigmund Freud's books he said, "What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages, they would have burned me. Now, they are content with burning my books."
Re: Really?
Posted: October 25th, 2019, 12:02 am
by Bama
Redamancy:
The act of loving the one who loves you; a love fully returned.
Re: Really?
Posted: October 25th, 2019, 12:04 am
by Bama
Re: Really?
Posted: October 25th, 2019, 12:24 am
by Bama
The phrases "ATM Machine" and "PIN Number" are both examples of RAS Syndrome, or "Redundant Acronym Syndrome Syndrome."
Re: Really?
Posted: October 26th, 2019, 2:42 am
by Facko
Bama wrote: ↑October 25th, 2019, 12:24 am
The phrases "ATM Machine" and "PIN Number" are both examples of RAS Syndrome, or "Redundant Acronym Syndrome Syndrome."
What about recursive acronyms? PHP is a good example. Php hypertext preprocessor. Im kinda drunk. Check my spelling...
Re: Really?
Posted: October 28th, 2019, 4:48 pm
by Bama
Cynophilist.............
A person who really loves dogs.
Re: Really?
Posted: October 28th, 2019, 6:23 pm
by Made In Quebec
Bama wrote: ↑February 7th, 2019, 5:37 pm
A zeptosecond, a trillionth of a billionth of a second, is the smallest division of time that has been observed.
If I tell you that I have 30 years of work left to do.
During these 30 years, I will be working 44 weeks, for 40 hours a week.
How many Zeptoseconds will I work before I retire?
Re: Really?
Posted: October 28th, 2019, 7:09 pm
by Bama
Made In Quebec wrote: ↑October 28th, 2019, 6:23 pm
Bama wrote: ↑February 7th, 2019, 5:37 pm
A zeptosecond, a trillionth of a billionth of a second, is the smallest division of time that has been observed.
If I tell you that I have 30 years of work left to do.
During these 30 years, I will be working 44 weeks, for 40 hours a week.
How many Zeptoseconds will I work before I retire?
Roughly
1.9008 × 10 to the power of 29 zeptoseconds
1.9008 x 10^29
Now I didn’t calculate all the zeptoseconds you steal from the place you work to read this and probably other sites. And I’m not going to get into all the porn you might be watching
Re: Really?
Posted: October 28th, 2019, 7:44 pm
by Made In Quebec
Bama wrote: ↑October 28th, 2019, 7:09 pm
Made In Quebec wrote: ↑October 28th, 2019, 6:23 pm
Bama wrote: ↑February 7th, 2019, 5:37 pm
A zeptosecond, a trillionth of a billionth of a second, is the smallest division of time that has been observed.
If I tell you that I have 30 years of work left to do.
During these 30 years, I will be working 44 weeks, for 40 hours a week.
How many Zeptoseconds will I work before I retire?
Roughly
1.9008 × 10 to the power of 29 zeptoseconds
1.9008 x 10^29
Now I didn’t calculate all the zeptoseconds you steal from the place you work to read this and probably other sites. And I’m not going to get into all the porn you might be watching
I would have prefered to see it as a full number, in order to be able to interpret it's magnitude better, my old rotten brain hardly computes powers'
You may gladly remove 50% from it, due to porn watching and other pointless reading during work days
Re: Really?
Posted: October 28th, 2019, 10:33 pm
by Bama
Made In Quebec wrote: ↑October 28th, 2019, 7:44 pm
Bama wrote: ↑October 28th, 2019, 7:09 pm
Made In Quebec wrote: ↑October 28th, 2019, 6:23 pm
If I tell you that I have 30 years of work left to do.
During these 30 years, I will be working 44 weeks, for 40 hours a week.
How many Zeptoseconds will I work before I retire?
Roughly
1.9008 × 10 to the power of 29 zeptoseconds
1.9008 x 10^29
Now I didn’t calculate all the zeptoseconds you steal from the place you work to read this and probably other sites. And I’m not going to get into all the porn you might be watching
I would have prefered to see it as a full number, in order to be able to interpret it's magnitude better, my old rotten brain hardly computes powers'
You may gladly remove 50% from it, due to porn watching and other pointless reading during work days
Ok so
1,900,800,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Now you want me to divide that by 2?
Leave me alone
Re: Really?
Posted: October 29th, 2019, 12:25 am
by Bama
Made In Quebec wrote: ↑October 28th, 2019, 6:23 pm
Bama wrote: ↑February 7th, 2019, 5:37 pm
A zeptosecond, a trillionth of a billionth of a second, is the smallest division of time that has been observed.
If I tell you that I have 30 years of work left to do.
During these 30 years, I will be working 44 weeks, for 40 hours a week.
How many Zeptoseconds will I work before I retire?
1 million seconds is about 11 days.
1 billion seconds is roughly 31.5 years.
Re: Really?
Posted: October 29th, 2019, 12:04 pm
by Bama
Uncle Phil's law firm on "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" is called Firth, Wynn and Meyer, which is a reference to the band Earth, Wind & Fire.
Re: Really?
Posted: October 29th, 2019, 12:40 pm
by Bama
The cab driver in the opening credits of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air is Quincy Jones.
Re: Really?
Posted: October 29th, 2019, 6:50 pm
by Bama
The last time all living humans were on Earth together was November 2nd, 2000.
The International Space Station has been continuously occupied ever since.
Re: Really?
Posted: October 29th, 2019, 6:51 pm
by Bama
More than 50% of pilots have admitted to falling asleep mid-flight.
And 29% of them said that when they woke up, their copilot was asleep too.