UOG: Demise

In parts of medieval Europe, it was customary to let bread dough rise on a dead person's chest, then serve the baked bread at their funeral.

As a British territory, Bermuda was home to a penal colony that housed 9,000 British and Irish prisoners in the mid-19th century.

Cryptochrome, a protein that allows animals to see magnetic fields, has been found in the eyes of many species of migratory birds.

Magnetite, the most magnetic natural metal on Earth, has been found in the bodies of animals that navigate via the planet's magnetic field.

Research shows that the extra work of tending to larvae and foraging to feed them lowers the life expectancy of adult honey bees.

Scientists have found that plants can encode information about their surroundings and change their behaviors accordingly—they learn.

On this date in 1984, Michael Jordan signed his first NBA contract with the Chicago Bulls.

Made me fucking laugh
This is how I've seen the Florence Drama play out on facebook.

Florence: I'm coming for you.
VA & SC: Please don't
NC: Bring it

Florence: The fuck did you say to me?
VA & SC: NC, dude shut the fuck up!
NC: Fuck that and fuck her windy ass. Punk ass bitch is only a CAT 3.

Florence: *powers up to CAT 4* still wanna talk shit!?
VA & SC: ... nope, we're good
NC: Not only am I going to CONTINUE to talk shit, we got Jim Cantore on his way and we are meme'ing the fuck out of you.

Florence: you have got to be kidding. Ok fine, I got something for you. *begins powering up to CAT 5*
VA & SC: ......
NC: that's cool, we already have facebook events planned such as welcoming parties, blowing all the fans at you, firing guns at you... we've cleared out ABC stores and are ready to get LIT. Bring it on turbo.

Florence: you... you guys are serious? You really aren't scared of me? But... but I.... I put so much effort into this.
VA & SC: *waiting anxiously*
NC: *chugs beer* get fucked

Florence: fine, I'll leave *shifts south*
VA: *sigh of relief*
SC: God damn it NC you are the worst big brother ever!
NC: time to man up bitch, that damn hurricane is mad.

Bruce Wayne drives a Lamborghini Murcielago in The Dark Knight, the Spanish word for "bat" is "murciélago".

Obsessive nose picking is called rhinotillexomania.

Superman is an immigrant.
Or is he a refugee
Either way undocumented

Clark Kent was adopted and gained legal citizenship
His parents harbored a fugitive so they are criminals

Even though he absolutely, 100% without question came to this country illegally
I wonder if he is eligible for DACA

Actually he’s an undocumented immigrant living under a phony name and social security number.
Maybe this is why Batman fights with him

Wait.........You can’t legally adopt a non-human
Though......cats and dogs are non-human and are adopted

Where is Lex?
Like all immigrants, he never made any money, saving the world from Solomon Grundy.


Wonder Woman is an immigrant as well.........................

Holy fucking shit!

Hurricane Florence fucking some shit up

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