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Re: Really?

Posted: June 6th, 2018, 12:23 am
by Bama
In 2016, a UPS driver who spotted "call 911" written on a package helped police free a woman who was being held captive in her own home.

Re: Really?

Posted: June 6th, 2018, 12:53 am
by Bama
Research shows that taking a shower or bath an hour and a half before bedtime can induce sleep.

Re: Really?

Posted: June 6th, 2018, 12:55 am
by Bama
The yearly cost of White House interior upkeep is $750,000-$1.6 million, and it would cost over $20,000 to freshen up the exterior paint.

Re: Really?

Posted: June 6th, 2018, 12:56 am
by Bama
Wild monkeys never encounter bananas unless they are close to human habitation where bananas have been planted

Re: Really?

Posted: June 6th, 2018, 12:59 am
by Bama
I think Moana and Lilo and Stitch are related

Re: Really?

Posted: June 6th, 2018, 2:28 am
by Bama
Researchers concluded that there are 4 types of drunks: The Hemingway, whose personality stays the same - The Mary Poppins, who becomes even sweeter and more outgoing - The Nutty Professor who becomes an uninhibited attention-seeker - And Mr. Hyde, who turns hostile.

Re: Really?

Posted: June 6th, 2018, 10:25 am
by Bama
Exercising while high can make you feel higher.

Re: Really?

Posted: June 6th, 2018, 10:26 am
by Bama
In 1998, Marvel offered the rights to almost all of their characters to Sony for a mere $25 million.

Sony rejected the offer and only purchased Spiderman for $10 million, believing he was the only one movie audiences would care about.

Re: Really?

Posted: June 6th, 2018, 10:48 am
by Bama
Your lips don't touch when you say ‘touch,’ but they do when you say ‘apart.’

Re: Really?

Posted: June 6th, 2018, 11:46 am
by zulu2401
Bama wrote:Flight attendant Vesna Vulovic fell 33,333 ft (10,160 m) from an airplane that had broken up mid flight and survived, a world record for the highest fall without a parachute.
What the fuck? How?

Re: Really?

Posted: June 6th, 2018, 12:04 pm
by Bama
zulu2401 wrote:
Bama wrote:Flight attendant Vesna Vulovic fell 33,333 ft (10,160 m) from an airplane that had broken up mid flight and survived, a world record for the highest fall without a parachute.
What the fuck? How?
Where have you been you deplorable Swamp Donkey.......


........most likely due to her low blood pressure, which caused her to pass out quickly and prevented her heart from bursting.

Re: Really?

Posted: June 6th, 2018, 4:37 pm
by zulu2401
Bama wrote:
zulu2401 wrote:
Bama wrote:Flight attendant Vesna Vulovic fell 33,333 ft (10,160 m) from an airplane that had broken up mid flight and survived, a world record for the highest fall without a parachute.
What the fuck? How?
Where have you been you deplorable Swamp Donkey.......


........most likely due to her low blood pressure, which caused her to pass out quickly and prevented her heart from bursting.
That doesn't make any sense. She fell 33,000 ft at terminal velocity. Her body should have fucking exploded when she hit the ground. What the fuck did she even land on? Yet she fully recovered with nothing but a limp

Re: Really?

Posted: June 6th, 2018, 4:40 pm
by Made In Quebec
zulu2401 wrote: That doesn't make any sense. She fell 33,000 ft at terminal velocity. Her body should have fucking exploded when she hit the ground. What the fuck did she even land on? Yet she fully recovered with nothing but a limp
I believe she might have landed on farmland, and the farmer was growing marshmallows as it was near the end of the season where the marshmallows are ripe for harvest.

That's what I've heard.

Re: Really?

Posted: June 6th, 2018, 4:56 pm
by Bama
zulu2401 wrote:
Bama wrote:
zulu2401 wrote: What the fuck? How?
Where have you been you deplorable Swamp Donkey.......


........most likely due to her low blood pressure, which caused her to pass out quickly and prevented her heart from bursting.
That doesn't make any sense. She fell 33,000 ft at terminal velocity. Her body should have fucking exploded when she hit the ground. What the fuck did she even land on? Yet she fully recovered with nothing but a limp
A serving cart pinned her against the fuselage which landed in some trees and the fall was further softened by the snow .............



........... that and the marshmallows

Re: Really?

Posted: June 6th, 2018, 7:59 pm
by Bama
Pluto never made a full orbit around the sun from the time it was discovered to when it was declassified as a planet.