ReQ is a joke

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Megamanx
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ReQ is a joke

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Fuck REQ, I need the leaders permission to take a piss? What the fuck is this shit
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Vander Nars
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Did you get permission to post this?
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zulu2401
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I see the Nazis had a lasting effect on polish heuehuehuehiehieh
Megamanx
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Vander Nars wrote:Did you get permission to post this?
We were holding a semidar for like 30 minutes and I had to use the restroom so bad liquids were starting to soak my pants. The "leader" told me I could not leave to relieve myself until we finished the champ. I started sweating a lot (320lbs and counting) and panicking because my insides were ready to burst. It was the beggining of the 3rd wave when I said "fuck it" and invised myself and ran to my bathroom. When I came back, I found myself kicked from teamspeak and a message to "not abandon the guild". REQ wants control of my bladder and my soul, fuck them.
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Bad Religion
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This isnt Hello Kitty Magical Adventures. This is UO, it's serious business.
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Vander Nars
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Im not gonna lie im very interested in the other side of this story, is megamanx a victim of a controling evil madman who would force this poor soul to urinate on himself as some sick twisted show of power or is the story much deeper than we've been told.

What if megamanx is a frequent urinator who always seems to vanish when the guild needs him most! Tune in next time to answer all these questions and more on Demise's Guiding Light!
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Arden
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My only question is, what did you do with your soaked pants?
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Bad Religion
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Arden wrote:My only question is, what did you do with your soaked pants?
I'm pretty sure they are permanently stuck to his 350lb fat ass.
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DG
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It seems to me that you are the most valueable player of the team.Your one-minute absence will be very likely to cause the complete faliure of the fight.
Take more responsibility!Hold your pee!
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LadyReira
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I always hold it in.
I think it's kind of leader's play.
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Alvin
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There have been some malicious and hateful rumours started in this topic.

Nobody is trying to control your soul, we only tell you what you are supposed to think. And no, ReQ players dont need leader's permission to use the bathroom - a permission from an emissary is more than enough.

All the bigger guilds have this things restricted. Old guilds like Eternity or OATH would not allow players in relations into the guild, as a wife/girlfriend was seen as a distraction from the game. If you are not happy about how this things work, you can always join D*A, or the Zapper's guild I am sure they will let you pee whenever you want.
"To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost."
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kolbycrouch
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Alvin wrote:There have been some malicious and hateful rumours started in this topic.

Nobody is trying to control your soul, we only tell you what you are supposed to think. And no, ReQ players dont need leader's permission to use the bathroom - a permission from an emissary is more than enough.

All the bigger guilds have this things restricted. Old guilds like Eternity or OATH would not allow players in relations into the guild, as a wife/girlfriend was seen as a distraction from the game. If you are not happy about how this things work, you can always join D*A, or the Zapper's guild I am sure they will let you pee whenever you want.
This is important man, these new players don't understand.

When I was in 303 I had to purchase a small device to sit next to my chair in-case I needed to use the bathroom during a fight.
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Vitek-
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Just get an intercom so your mom can bring the training potty to you bro
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kolbycrouch
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Vitek- wrote:Just get an intercom so your mom can bring the training potty to you bro
She said the bills, the chips and the beer was the limit to her support.
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Bama
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Alvin wrote:
Zapper
I found his application


https://www.pof.com/member22373724.htm
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