UOG: Demise

hrs024 wrote:.....but if you going to add anybody it should be this joke for a staff as a whole

How are the staff a joke? They are always helpful when I reach out to them. And they are even nice enough to put on these events for us, even though 75% of the server is ungrateful and hates them for some reason.

Amish Hammer wrote:a joke?

Sure
How about an Amish one......

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a police man. The officer says, "Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy."

She replies, "Oh, I'll let my husband know as soon as I get home"

"That's fine," the officer replies. "Another thing, ma'am. I don't like the way that one rein loops across the horse's back and around his testicles. I consider that animal abuse. That's cruelty to animals. Have your husband take care of that right away."

Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the cop.

"Well, dear, what exactly did he say?"

"He said the reflector is broken."

"I can fix that in two minutes. Anything else?"

"I'm not sure, something about the emergency brake."

I will vote for Kapero since he has been trolling people over and over about destroying he's items etc. And when he actually done it Noone believe him. Troll who trolled himself
Story behind getting equipment back is also a good joke

The problem with my competition in this award is they type huge walls of texts that no one really reads, whereas I just hitcha with one liners.

Bama wrote:

Amish Hammer wrote:a joke?

Sure
How about an Amish one......

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a police man. The officer says, "Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy."

She replies, "Oh, I'll let my husband know as soon as I get home"

"That's fine," the officer replies. "Another thing, ma'am. I don't like the way that one rein loops across the horse's back and around his testicles. I consider that animal abuse. That's cruelty to animals. Have your husband take care of that right away."

Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the cop.

"Well, dear, what exactly did he say?"

"He said the reflector is broken."

"I can fix that in two minutes. Anything else?"

"I'm not sure, something about the emergency brake."

congrats on the colts

Bad Religion wrote: congrats on the colts

Nothing to do with me I’m not even a fan of the Colts.................




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Bama.

Hands down!

Bamas winining

winnining what we shall see

id like to runn this a few days but i think we all know how the wininner is

BAMA YOU WIN YOUR THE BIGGEST ROLL EVER

YOU WIN A PAIR OF CU PADS LIKE EVERY EVENT HERE WAIT FOR SHIT

Mr Nobody wrote:Bamas winining

Bama is winning

Mr Nobody wrote:winnining what we shall see

You spell it winning not winining or winnining

Mr Nobody wrote:id like to runn this a few days but i think we all know how the wininner is

Are you still out there trying to help jack off that horse?
What did I tell you about punctuation?

I'd is not the same as id.
You want to type I would ( eye wood ) not id.

id
one of the three divisions of the psyche in psychoanalytic theory that is completely unconscious and is the source of psychic energy derived from instinctual needs and drives

Or were you typing the abbreviation for Idaho?

WTF is runn?
Do you stutter as you spell words out loud?

After seeing how you tried to spell winning I'm not going to bother with your attempt at spelling winner......

WTF is " wininner " ? I tried to ignore it but I failed.

Mr Nobody wrote:BAMA YOU WIN YOUR THE BIGGEST ROLL EVER

Well you did spell "your" correctly the problem is you used the wrong word. You needed to type "you're" or "you are".
Not your or yore

The following is priceless. You ( U Ewe Yew ) start a thread that is titled: Troll Of The year 2018

Mr Nobody wrote:YOU WIN A PAIR OF CU PADS LIKE EVERY EVENT HERE WAIT FOR SHIT

tl;dr

Those pads better be blessed!!!!

I concede

Go Dawgs!