Player Run Event

[The Silvertiger]

See link for details
https://discord.gg/K8jrmn

[Ajani]

I may of read it wrong but the post says the roasting will be on march 9th doesn't it?

[Bama]

Who is invited:
Everyone!

I can't make it because Anthony is going to paint something and I am going to want to watch it dry
A better day would have been the 17th of March

Here read this for me at the event because I can't make it


A church it was busy with pew after pew
The faithful in mind to me shriven
Down on their knees doing laps with their beads
That their sins be absolved and forgiven

And in the confessional Father O'Rodney
Saw humanity stripped to the core
And a word with the boss made the sign of the Cross
And admonished them, 'Go sin no more!'

Well after an hour of sin upon sin
And dollops of perfect contrition
The door clicked open and an old man walked in
And assumed the Confession position

This old white haired fellow as old as the hills
90 if he was a day
His face wrinkled and creased he looked up to the priest
And said, 'Father, I've something to say.'

'I'm a very old man,
I'll be 91 years on the next 14th day of November
All of my life I've been true to my wife
As far as I seem to remember

Then a fit of great madness 3 nights ago
God knows what I thought I was doin'
I slept with 2 twenty year olds at once
And brought them both to conclusion'

Then Father O'Rodney didn't know what to say
But the old man had made an impression
His voice level and calm as he looked at the man
And said, 'When were you last at Confession?'

'It's my very 1st time,' the old man replied.
'I've not been to Confession before.
I've been a Protestant all of my life.
At least till I walked through that door.'

Now Father O'Rodney was a great deal confused
He said, 'Now there's something amiss!
If you've been a Protestant all of your life
Then why are you tellin' me this?'

The old man just smiled broad wicked and clear
In the darkness his little eyes glistened
'Oh Father,' he said with a voice full of glee
'I'm tellin' anybody who'll listen!'

tl;dr

Oh Father oh Father
I've come to confess
I just left a shard in a terrible mess
It's clothes are all tattered
It's tits are bare
There is a lump in it's belly
That shouldn't be there
Oh son oh son I did not stutter
When I told you to use a rubber
Oh Father oh father
Don't be unjust
I used one
But the fucking thing bust

[Alvin]

I think your event idea is ok, I will try to attend. It might relieve the tension a bit and help us move on - he isnt staff anymore ... we are getting new casting and other changes. Server is going in the right direction.

[Bama]

I could be wrong Silvertiger but I think you are going to have to find a new sommelier because it doesn’t look like Arden is going to come to the event.

[Bad Religion]

why are we roasting gm john? we've been doing that for years on here already.

[Skrillex]

i cant join to that link

[The Silvertiger]

i cant join to that link

Updated link. ETA to event start ~4 hours.

[The Silvertiger]

Update: Event canceled unless someone else plans on hosting.

IRL family emergency. If you are interested in hosting today, you may use my house and my character. I will however be afk.

[Bama]

Update: Event canceled unless someone else plans on hosting.

IRL family emergency. If you are interested in hosting today, you may use my house and my character. I will however be afk.

Everything OK at home?

[Frasier]

IRL family emergency.

I hope all get well.

[The Silvertiger]

IRL family emergency.

I hope all get well.

Update: Event canceled unless someone else plans on hosting.

IRL family emergency. If you are interested in hosting today, you may use my house and my character. I will however be afk.

Everything OK at home?

It's ok now.

I went into more detail in discord, but the TL DR version is I had to take my mom to the ER. They gave her some meds and prescriptions. She should be better in a few days.

Thanks for your concern.