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Re: Really?

Posted: December 11th, 2018, 11:16 pm
by Bama

Re: Really?

Posted: December 12th, 2018, 4:29 am
by Calvin
Bama wrote:So I put up my nativity scene Sunday

After putting it up I thought hey what will it look like if I removed the Jews and the Arabs and any other foreigners

Well I was left with an ass and a handful of sheep
it'd look like this :P

Image

https://www.tripping.com/explore/the-8- ... -the-world

Re: Really?

Posted: December 12th, 2018, 12:34 pm
by Bama
The Asian Giant Hornet is about the size of your thumb and stings you with a flesh-dissolving acid that also acts as a pheromone, alerting the other hornets to sting you until you die.

Re: Really?

Posted: December 13th, 2018, 4:20 am
by Calvin
looks alright to me


Re: Really?

Posted: December 13th, 2018, 11:47 am
by Bama
When monkeys are taught to recognize themselves in the mirror, they often use it to inspect their genitals.

Re: Really?

Posted: December 13th, 2018, 12:11 pm
by Calvin
you know how they test that?

they paint a spot on the animal where it cant see, then show them the mirror, and see if they try to touch the spot on the mirror animal, or on them-self. pretty clever.

Re: Really?

Posted: December 13th, 2018, 3:41 pm
by Bama
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Re: Really?

Posted: December 13th, 2018, 8:12 pm
by Bama
Sesame Street is raising awareness about childhood homelessness by introducing a homeless Muppet to the cast.

Now I understand this is serious problem but .........




..... they have had Oscar the Grouch living in a garbage can for 49 years now

Re: Really?

Posted: December 14th, 2018, 6:07 pm
by Bama
Hmmmm

The word "jizz" is used to refer to the "overall impression or appearance of a bird" which leads to sentences in bird watching books like "The soaring jizz is quite majestic."

Re: Really?

Posted: December 15th, 2018, 1:28 pm
by Bama
Fun fact: Patrick Mahomes is only 7 years older than Philip Rivers’ oldest child. Meanwhile, Rivers is 14 years old than Mahomes.

Re: Really?

Posted: December 17th, 2018, 1:22 pm
by Bama
A study found that, when sober, rats prefer silence, but on cocaine, they prefer jazz.

Re: Really?

Posted: December 17th, 2018, 4:59 pm
by Bama
The last Dallas Cowboys shutout was 5,509 days ago

Week 11, 2003 against New England. 12-0

Quincy Carter threw 3 INTs and had a 38.0 passer rating.

Troy Hambrick had 41 yards rushing.

The #1 movie was Elf (still is)

The #1 song was Baby Boy by Beyoncé.

Re: Really?

Posted: December 17th, 2018, 5:02 pm
by Bama
In Finland, the cost of a speeding ticket is calculated based on a person's income

Re: Really?

Posted: December 17th, 2018, 5:11 pm
by Made In Quebec
Bama wrote:In Finland, the cost of a speeding ticket is calculated based on a person's income
i.e.: Quit your job, speed all you want!

Re: Really?

Posted: December 17th, 2018, 5:12 pm
by Bama
115 years ago today, The Wright Brothers made the first sustained motorized aircraft flight at 10:35 a.m. in Kitty Hawk, North Carolina. The first run was piloted by Orville Wright and lasted 12 second, and the second run was piloted by Wilbur and last just under a minute.