UOG: Demise

Gregg Popovich looks like Santa Claus going through a midlife crisis.

Stan Van Gundy looks like the cartoon chef you find on generic pizza boxes.


Stan Van Gundy looks like the guy in a public restroom who only washed his hands because you walked in and caught him before he could leave.

Tyron Lue looks like a confused goldfish.

Bill Polian looks like the driver of the tractor you’ve been trying to pass for the last 5 miles.

Mark Davis looks like the smaller Russian nesting doll that fits snugly inside the slightly larger John Daly, and the medium sized Jon Gruden.

Stan van Gundy looks like Ernie Smuntz

Joe West looks like a baked potato

Barry Melrose looks like the guy thrown into the jukebox during a bar fight and causes the jukebox to play "Taking Care of Business."

Ben McAdoo looks like every dad from America's Funniest Home Videos who's ever been hit in the testicles with a whiffle ball bat.

Art Briles looks like a Mississippi police chief from the 1960s with questionable morals...

Joe Buck looks like the guy who stops you mid-conversation, looks at his phone, and says, "I have to take this, it's the Tampa office."

Butch Jones looks like the guy who tries to get off the plane first from the back but gets stuck in the isle next to you.

Quin Snyder looks like the upstart politician, surging in the polls, whose campaign collapses amid rumors of an affair with his assistant.

Skip Bayless looks like a retired figure skating champion.

Steve Kerr looks like the guy who starts practicing his golf swing mid-conversation.