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The Carolina Panthers are currently paying..............


1 - Cam Newton's replacement
2 - Cam Newton's replacement's replacement
3 - And for Cam Newton to replace his own replacement's replacement
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Stuff like this gets sent to me all the time



HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up tiny exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and
pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair: Shave armpits and legs: Turn off shower;
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower;
Spray mold spots with Tilex:
Get out of shower: dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her while
making the woo-woo sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.
Get in the shower... Wash your face and your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse the snot off.
Fart, and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, and be sure to leave those coarse `butt hairs’ stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair. Make a shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror again. Then leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor.
Leave bathroom light and fan turned on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
Throw wet towel on her pillow.
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he's off to vote for biden
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Haters will broadcast your failures, but whisper your success.
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Cherophobia is the fear of being too happy because “something tragic” will happen.
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Freddie Mercury and Paul McCartney used the same piano to record "Bohemian Rhapsody" and "Hey Jude"
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The average person in France sleeps 8.83 hours per day, the most in the developed world.
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Bees are directly responsible for the production of 70% of fruits, vegetables, seeds, and nuts that we consume on a daily basis.
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People who stay up late tend to be bigger risk-takers
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