UOG: Demise

.......because having 3 full grown golden retrievers a golden that has a cat as a pet a husband and a teenage son wasn't enough

This is the newest addition. A real POS left a box with 10 puppies in it on the side of the road this past summer. We managed to find homes for the other 9.

We took them to the vet to get them checked out the vet said they were maybe 5 weeks olds. The one we kept was the only female. Reno and Remy don't do much with her. Rexx loves her to death. She only likes the cat

Best costume(s) ever....................



................. and if they are not costumes what an awesome dad

……and this is why you don’t put lights on palm trees

If you can just cover up Paul Simon’s face it looks like Art Garfunkel has one hell of a Cossack mustache

I think I can explain the difference between having "Guts" and having "Balls".


Guts -
Is a guy coming home from the bar at 2 in the morning and finding his wife standing in the doorway holding a broom,and says……."Are you still cleaning or are you flying off somewhere?"

Balls -
Is a guy coming home very very late, smelling of alcohol and the skank he was with. Going up the stairs crashing into the bedroom,smacking his wife on ass and saying" You're next,Chubby!! "

That I think should clear up any confusion between having guts and having balls.


Now….

…….Medically speaking

……..there is no difference between them as both result in death.

lol i think guts just means you can hold it down while doing somethign dengerous (not vomit)

while having balls means you will take risks. whether they win or lose is another matter.


thinkin about it... kinda makes sense, and would sorta explain why there is more men in top positions, but also more men in bottom positions - because they took risks.

Things that make you go……….




In 2021, the Braves won the World Series. Auburn’s starting quarterback’s name:

Bo Nix.

In 1995, the Braves won the World Series. Auburn’s starting quarterback’s name:

Pat Nix.

In 1957, the Braves won the World Series. Auburn’s starting quarterback’s name:

Lloyd Nix.


……………..HMMMM

I love this time of the year

My food is scary

what did you do to make your vegetables so angry at you?? :S