Really?

[Bama]

https://www.irishpost.com/news/irish-wo ... medium=web

[Calvin]

So I put up my nativity scene Sunday

After putting it up I thought hey what will it look like if I removed the Jews and the Arabs and any other foreigners

Well I was left with an ass and a handful of sheep

it'd look like this



https://www.tripping.com/explore/the-8- ... -the-world

[Bama]

The Asian Giant Hornet is about the size of your thumb and stings you with a flesh-dissolving acid that also acts as a pheromone, alerting the other hornets to sting you until you die.

[Calvin]

looks alright to me

[Bama]

When monkeys are taught to recognize themselves in the mirror, they often use it to inspect their genitals.

[Calvin]

you know how they test that?

they paint a spot on the animal where it cant see, then show them the mirror, and see if they try to touch the spot on the mirror animal, or on them-self. pretty clever.

[Bama]

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[Bama]

Sesame Street is raising awareness about childhood homelessness by introducing a homeless Muppet to the cast.

Now I understand this is serious problem but .........




..... they have had Oscar the Grouch living in a garbage can for 49 years now

[Bama]

Hmmmm

The word "jizz" is used to refer to the "overall impression or appearance of a bird" which leads to sentences in bird watching books like "The soaring jizz is quite majestic."

[Bama]

Fun fact: Patrick Mahomes is only 7 years older than Philip Rivers’ oldest child. Meanwhile, Rivers is 14 years old than Mahomes.

[Bama]

A study found that, when sober, rats prefer silence, but on cocaine, they prefer jazz.

[Bama]

The last Dallas Cowboys shutout was 5,509 days ago

Week 11, 2003 against New England. 12-0

Quincy Carter threw 3 INTs and had a 38.0 passer rating.

Troy Hambrick had 41 yards rushing.

The #1 movie was Elf (still is)

The #1 song was Baby Boy by Beyoncé.

[Bama]

In Finland, the cost of a speeding ticket is calculated based on a person's income

[Made In Quebec]

In Finland, the cost of a speeding ticket is calculated based on a person's income

i.e.: Quit your job, speed all you want!

[Bama]

115 years ago today, The Wright Brothers made the first sustained motorized aircraft flight at 10:35 a.m. in Kitty Hawk, North Carolina. The first run was piloted by Orville Wright and lasted 12 second, and the second run was piloted by Wilbur and last just under a minute.